You are out on a date, but it's hardly the dream date you'd imagined it would be. Instead it's turning out to be a nightmare with every passing minute and you can't stop eyeing the emergency exit sign. Here are are some tips to help you wriggle out of it...
Spill your drink in your lap, 'accidentally' of course. That way you will get to leave to get out of your wet clothes. And she will
probably never guess.
Get a friend to call you in about less than an hour. Make up an emergency exit excuse like a friend is in trouble and needs help. You get to leave immediately and the best thing is you don't even have to do any explaining in detail!
Say that you are suffering from a bad headache and in your case it's usually a symptom of an oncoming attack of flu or a viral fever. You can also feign a bad itch and start scratching yourself in the date's presence. That will surely make them squirm in discomfort and they will voluntarily leave you.
Start talking about how wonderful and amazing your ex is and how both of you are now keen to get back and try to make it work again.
Tell her that you have an early deadline and are also expecting some guests over at home. You are sorry and you just have to leave. Be honest, and soften the blow by throwing in a little flattery. Tell her she is so wonderful because she completely understands your predicament.
Pretend a loo-break and on your way back strike a conversation with anybody. Come back to your table after at least 20 minutes and tell your date excitedly about bumping into your good friend after a long time. She will feel abandoned and if you are lucky she won't be sitting there after that 20-odd minutes are up.
Avoid conversation and concentrate on eating. Your insensitive behaviour may baffle your date enough to make her want to leave.
Say that there's a family function and talk about how your mom wanted you to attend it. Chances are that the girl would want to show her good side and advise you to attend it too. Grab the opportunity!
Eye every girl who walks by and make sure that your date notices you doing that. But try this one only if you never wish to go out on a date with the same person again.
Talk to her about your most annoying habits or give her a sample too by burping loudly. If you are lucky she my just never call you back after she walks out!
